This deal is too good to be true, it’s forever! All you have to do is mention “Supercalifragilisticexpialaditious” at the register and you get a 1% discount of your full order. Why not? It might not seem like much but its actually quite a word, and 1% is a-ok, FWIW.
*Disclaimer: In the event you seek to claim this deal after December 31, 9999 12:00 am you may be required to show proof of signup, so please keep a printout of your account handy.